That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Deathly Hallows, p 237
"You have only ever seen me amongst the Order, or under Dumbledore’s protection at Hogwarts! You don’t know how most of the wizarding world sees creatures like me! When they know of my affliction, they can barely talk to me! Don’t you see what I’ve done? Even her own family is disgusted by our marriage, what parents want their only daughter to marry a werewolf? And the child—the child—”
#THIS SCENE MEANT SO MUCH TO ME READING THE BOOK!#Like I remember where I was when I read it#And I remember feeling sort of like Harry did#I always looked up to Lupin in the books#he was wise you know?#He was a role model#someone to look up to#and then you read that part and it’s a realization#it’s a realization that adults — all of them even the seemingly wisest — have faults#they are imperfect#they are just people#Remus Lupin was just a person#with insecurities and fears and moments of true stupidity#this scene was so important and not just for plot but for meaning\#Harry’s grown up#And after this scene I felt like I’d grown up some too
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
Just a reminder
Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass